So whilst shopping in one of the many amusing supermarkets we brought some eggs. when we got to the checkout the nice lady checked the eggs before packing them – they all pack your bags for you and have rotating bag packer things for the bags! – one of the eggs was broken, its an ‘egg disaster’ she egg-sclaimed. ‘egg disaster’ what will we do. I thought she was eggs-agerating but a call went out on the loundspeaker for ‘broken egg’ and a young man went out back to pick up a spare egg and trotted back with one egg in his hand. Well this cracked me up. Although I was slightly horrified as I hadn’t eggs-pected that the eggs are white! pure white. I asked why – its because they wash them although goodness only knows with what, bleach?